Intro flute played by Squit until he hits Pesto in the eye with the flute.

Pesto : That's it! [fighting] Hey, you watch where you're pointin' that thing!
Squit : Hey, take it easy!
Pesto : You wanna play the flute?! I got your flute! Hey, here's your flute!

Flavio and Marita play a congo and steel drum, respectively.
Squit plays the flute again.

Pesto : I thought I told you to stop with that flute! Take that! Get outta
my face!
Squit : Ow! Come on! Come on, I ain't done nothin'! ...

[crash] wakes the sleeping Dr Scratchansniff.

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!

Nurse : I don't know w