I heard you had a mind to sue
Why I don't know, I guess your lawyer will tell me so
You can have my bongos and that little plastic thing I put my vitamins in
You can have my amplifier, just make sure you're grounded when you're plugging it in
I don't think you know just what you're getting into
You're spending lots of money to get nothing

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue

I don't know why you thought we would try
To clean up our mess - I guess you're suing so we confess
Yeah, we left the dirty mattress in the doorway but we could not get it through
Yeah, two windows did get broken, but by the two dealers who were looking for you
I don't think you just what you're getting into
You're spending lots of money to get nothing

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue

I heard you had a mind to sue
Is the rumor true? I guess it is - the joke's on you
You can have my 8 track player and the Stevie Wonder record I just bought
I could probably dig up some old Shonen Knife, but it's really all that I've got
I don't think you know just what you're getting into
You're spending lots of money to get nothing

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get
Well nothin, cause all of us are flat broke
Go ahead and try to do all you can do to sue