We never had a pool, right, until one summer I remember my dad to make me happy, you know I was bummed out because I didn t have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing it was yellow, you laid it on the lawn, sprayed it with water run across. Slip n Slide, yeah. I would have been fun it dad checked for rocks before he laid it down. Slip n Bleed from the Anus is what they should have called this ride. I was like, Watch this ma! AAAAAHHH NOOOO! EEEEE! Yeah, luckily I was wearing that pad. I like that one. *claps* You don t have to, this is for me. *claps* I was a weird kid, man. I had some troubles. I had some problems, man. I had some PROBLEMS.