Oh how I wish that you were here with me / To listen to the stupid song I sing / Adjectives and nouns for all to hear / From an oxymoron to your ear / You re every comma and every quote / Of every word in every sentence that I wrote / From my mouth do these words spew / Every single syllable for you / If I string the words together right / You should see, you should be / With me tonight / Please open your thesaurus wide / So I can put my dictionary inside / My participle s long been dangling / Please conjugate me if you can / You re every vowel in every verb / And every word of every paragraph and blurb / I don t wanna be a footnote / Capitalize me and indent me / Please add my chapter to your index / I need your plagiarism / You give great definition / Dewey decimal system / If you don't trust me / Check my bibliography / And hear me sing...