Im in love with the carrier bag man
I love the carrier bag man x2
Carrier bags strewn all around the room
Ah, the carrier bag man-- I am him
Coz I am the carrier bag man -- I am the carrier bag man



Ive no time to sit comfortable down
But I still need armchairs round my home
To put carrier bags on



I am the carrier bag man
Carry a bag man!



I dont make waves, I hide bags in graves
No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
Please all you onlookers understand
So make gangway for carrier bag man



I am carrier bag man



[megaphone rant]



When in town I keep head down
Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round
Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around
Theres few good places to hide bags behind



Coz I am carrier bag man.
Carry a bag ma