Let's go across the tracks where pussy ain't no feline
Rev up my Chevy I'm gonna pay to play
Baby Lickity-split I like that taste I push ahead and I fall behind
I'm just a good Good Tom I just wanna stay

Chorus:

Just got back from the Best cathouse in town

I had the best piece of Mona Lisa I ever found

And I'm going back to the Best cathouse in town

To get some more of that cheap little tramp right about now

Let's go to the house Where business is a pleasure
And as long as there's a virgin I won't go away
Now I'm a hard Hard act to swallow And she's my buried treasure
It'll be a long Long time before I'm on my way

Chorus:

Solo

Ooh I'm gonna get to move in Gas in my Chevy Headin' down the way
Said just god get me back get me back i say

Chorus:

And I'm going back to the Best cathouse in town
I had the best piece of Mona Lisa I ever found
And I'm going back to the Best cathouse in town
To get some more of that cheap little tramp Right about now