Brak:

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms
I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans
I like tinfoil and bowties
I like cardboard and moon pies
When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines
Shootin' submarines
I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly
I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn
I like cornflakes, corndogs
I like corn bread and cornstarch
I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn
ALL KINDS OF CORN!

He likes this and he likes that
He likes that and he likes this
Oogedy boogedy life is sweet
Oogedy boogedy tell 'em girls
When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is
Because of all the things that I like....
What was that? (My bad.)

I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs
I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed
I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye
Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head
Falling on my head
I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti
I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead!
I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake
I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down?
WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?

He likes this and he likes that
He likes that and he likes this
Oogedy Boogedy you know what I mean
Oogedy Boogedy tell 'em Franz
When Brak has troubles he likes to think of just how lucky he is
Cause all of the things that I, liiiiiiiiiiii