(words and music by Joe Jackson)

You know I'm just a small town girl
I'm off to see the whole wide world
I'm off to see the wizard too
Do every thing that Dorothy won't do

I know I should have stayed at home tonight
There's nothing happening but something might
It's like a whirlpool and I get sucked in
Go round and round and back where I began

Chorus:
This town is my town, my town
I'm through with their town
This town is my town, my town
This town's a fairground
One-two-three go!
One-two-three go!

I like the candyfloss and all the rides
And feeling inside out in my insides
I guess I'm fucking nearly everyone
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever come

Chor