I woke up between dawn and night
Thought I heard the voice of Mommy
Sounds as if my parents had a fight
So I woke up my brother lying next to me
I wonder why she's making all that noise
Better go and check it out
So trying not to breathe only the sound of little feet
We were about to discover what that noise was all about

And as we opened up the door
We saw them lying on the kitchen floor.
We were grateful for they both did their best
But we said hey, there must be an easier way to make breakfast

they both got up real fast
As if they were caught (or something)
And then we understood at last
It was a surprise breakfast they were planning

Mommy stumbled, later, kids, you'll understand
While daddy was busy putting on his pants
We said we already do, don't worry about the rest
So then for our guest, we made coffee boiled eggs
We made them breakfa