Tonys got a botfly in his forehead
Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe
Daves got leeches,
Mikes got flu,
Everybodys got a parasite,
Ive got you.

First date: we thought it was great
We drank and we ate.
We stayed up real late.
Next week we hit our peak
Making the bedsprings creak.
And now, one month later.

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead
Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe
Daves got leeches,
Mikes got flu,
Everybodys got a parasite,
Ive got you.

I guess thats what I get
For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets
You were a wolf in a sheepskin
Playing for keeps and I lost
And now, twenty years later

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead
Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe
Daves got leeches,
Mikes got flu,
Everybodys got a parasite,
Ive got you.
Ive got you!
Ive got you!
Somebody tell me what to do
Should I try a bit of vinegar?
Has someone got an antidote?
Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
Rum and coke if nothing else will do
Everybodys got a parasite,
Ive got you.

Tonys got a botfly in his forehead
Jennys got a guinea worm in her shoe
Daves got leeches,
Mikes got flu,
Everybodys got a parasite,
Ive got yo