Lemme tell you about a friend of mine...

His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
He spends all day
On his big butt
And he don't ever ever get outside
I come to visit
I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
He's stuck on the big couch
Stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV
and he's alright
I come from the Drug Mo'
the local drugsto'
bug is a fly baby
he's never uptight

and i wonder

Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?
And he said-
I'm comfortable here
I don't wanna move
I don't wanna leave
I say-
Boll Weevil, get right out of your home!
hmm, hmm, hmm
Goodbye, I gotta stay
I'll move some other day
Bye bye
Gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine
Let the tube shine
Let the tube shiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Now, I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
But that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone
I try to coax him out
with milk chocolate pies
but he would not move a muscle
and I tried
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outsi-i-i-i-ide

check him out
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your ho