Brak]
Say that I'm a silly so and so

[Zorak]
So and so...

[Brak]
Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool


[Zorak]
Cool...

[Brak]
Tromp on my big toe
Darling, I still love you so
I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I know that I embarass you sometimes

[Zorak]
All the times...

[Brak]
Like when I threw your mom into the pool

[Zorak]
Mom...

[Brak]
I yell a lot
And you can't understand a word I say
But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I remember the night we met
It was in a laundromat

[Zorak]
You came into to wash your feet
She was eating a pile of meat

[Brak]
And that as they say was that
Oh...

At the moment
I am indisposed

[Zorak]
Indisposed...

[Brak]
But when and if someday
I get set free

[Zorak]
Free...take me

[Brak]
We'll find a little cottage
With a swingset and a slide
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

[Zorak]
Somebody...please kill