I like my summer home
love my yuppie job
got a cellular phone in my brand new Saab
I love my wife and my girlfriend too
I just love myself
you're gonna love me too

came out west to find myself
did the Maharishi squat on the continental shelf
got a groovy set of morals
and an Elvis Presley do
I'll swap my wife for yours
anything for you

got to stay away from the left coast groovies
living their lives like a cheesey movie
the wrap around shades and the air-head cuties
got a new-age stench because he traded his Pachuli

can the wicked feed the hungry?
can the children teach the old?
about a new way, a revolution
we're moving backwards, out of control
out of control, out of control

came out west to find myself
did the Maharishi squat on the continental shelf
got a groovy set of morals
and an Elvis Presley do
I'll swap my wife for yours
anything for you

got to stay away from the left coast groovies
living their lives like a cheesey movie
the wrap around shades and the air-head cuties
got a new-age stench because he traded his Pachuli