''Til they shortened up my nose
and they made me wear a wig
I''m afraid the things on piggy farm
will never be the same
Since they picked me for this job
and they stuck me with a name
It''s a name, it''s name,
who ever heard of a pig with a name like

Meridian Leeward - that''s my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
I''m a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
and they don''t suspect a thing
You look like a person but you know you''re a pig

I''m not afraid of dying
from some mad man''s gun or knife
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
I''m not a piggy anymore and I don''t share that dread
The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred
I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?

I think I''d rather be a cop
I think that''s what I''d like to be
I''d show you people a thing or two
If a man in blue starts beating on you
Look out ''cause it might be me
You look like a cop but you know you''re a pig