early in the morning you wake me and you shake me
and you look at me as if i were a monster
and it takes a while until i understand that it’s another of your
deadly boring silly nightmares i’m going crazy and i promise you
that i will suffocate you with a pillow
just to have a little peace of mind at last

while i’m having tea
you go on and on and on and on and on and on about it tell me
why don’t you just shut your trap and eat your toast
instead of telling me your deadly boring silly nightmares
i can’t stand it any longer i’m afraid i’m gonna strangle you one day
and cut your lovely body up and throw it in a pond

baby don’t you see
you can’t do this to me
i don’t even have time to pee
every night that’s not right
and i have to tell you frankly

i don’t care if in your dreams you’re kidnapped by gigantic eagles
i don’t care if you are torn to pieces by a dozen beagles
i don’t care if you drown in a tub of bubbling shit
and i don‘t care if someone with a knife cuts up your clit

please please please please don’t give me all this
once upon a time we were two happy lovers
but this was before your deadly boring silly nightmares
they have ruined what was between us now there’s nothing left of it
it’s swallowed up by all your bloody fucking dreams

baby don’t you see
you can’t do this to me
i don’t even have time to pee
everty night that’s not right
and i have to tell you frankly

i don’t care if you are raped by thirty naked nuns in rome
and i don’t care if you are crushed by elephants in your sweet home
i don’t care if you fall off a tower when a strong wind blows
and i don’t care if loonies try to nibble off your pretty toes

just give me for heaven’s sake just give me a little break
just give me for heaven’s sake just give me a little break

and i don’t care if you drown in a tub of bubbling shit