Who got the goodies?
Scabs do!
Who always sport the woodies?
Scabs do!
So why you wanna settle for a snack?
When you can have the whole buffet

There's a brand new dance that I learned from Juanita
It ain't the huckleberry stomp it ain't the gaffed benita
It's a brand new dance called the turkey smerf
It'll tighten your turf it's gonna conquer your earth

Who got the goodies?
Scabs do!
Who always got the pudding?
Scabs do!
So why you wanna settle for a snack?
When you can have the whole buff