Toenails stuck between my teeth,
I really wish you'd wash your feet.
So those blisters they won't keep me away for long,
'Cause I could suck the scabs and let the pus come out.

The doctor said your feeling will return shortly,
Your toes heal much better then grow right back.

Didgits all the time, your didgits on my mind,
Didgits in my dreams at night, oh what I wouldn t give for just one bite
Of your didgits all the time, your didgits on my mind,
Didgits in my dreams at night.

Dirty feet, they really turn me on, (Ooh la la!)
Just one suck and then I'm gone. (I'm gone!)
I wanna suck your toenails 'til they bleed,
Society can't tell me what I should not eat.

The doctor said your feeling will return shortly,
Your toes heal much better then grow right back.

Didgits all the time, your didgits on my mind,
Didgits in my dreams at night, oh what I wouldn t give for just one bite
Of your didgits all the time, your didgits on my mind,
Didgits in my dreams at night.

Dirty feet, they really turn me on,
Just one suck and then I'm gone. (Well, I'm gone!)
I wanna suck your toenails 'til they bleed,
Society can't tell me what I should not eat.

The doctor said your feeling will return shortly,
Your toes heal much better then grow right back.

Didgits all the time, your didgits on my mind,
Didgits in my dreams at night, oh what I wouldn t give for just one bite
Of your didgits, your didgits,
Didgits in my dreams at night.