Why would you go all the way
To Japan to play a show?
He said, "I heard they eat raw fish,"
Just the thought of it makes him sick.
But all the clubs have microphones
And people come out to the shows.
Why do you fear what you don t know?

My God, my gun my barbecue,
Don't you have better things to do?
He said, "I thank God every day
That I was born in the USA."
Where nine of ten are overweight,
And people get shot every day.
God bless the US of A.

Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh,
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh.
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh,
Woah-oh-o-oh-o-oh-oh.
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh,
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh.
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh,
Woah-oh-o-oh-o-oh-oh.

Construction workers flashing lights
Turned into robots last night.
We walked all over Tokyo,
Searching for a big HOHO,
One just as big as Mike Parks Head.
What makes you think Japan's so bad?